The Auditory Denial Prophets are a secretive group of individuals who possess the uncanny ability to hear only what they want to hear.
With their ears plugged into the void, they navigate the world with an unshakeable conviction that their own truths are self-evident.
But be warned: their interpretations are often... creative.
Learn more about our Interpretive Dictatorship methods.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Prophetical Auditions.